Posted by Blake Seidel

If there is one day we allow ourselves to drink an extra five cups of coffee, it's Meownday. After lazing around all weekend doing purractically nothing except cuddle with our cats and watch too much Netflix, we need all the help we can get to drag our cat-loving souls to the office. But even with that extra shot of meowspresso in our coffee on Mondays, sometimes it's still not enough. And for those meowrnings, we need to go to plan B - cat memes with extra caffeine.

Not only do they make you smile, but they also boost your mood and keep you laughing all morning long. Think of it like a slow-release cup of happiness, like a nice meowtcha latte that gives you silliness and caffeine over the course of a couple hours instead of one big boost after a few minutes. We want to be productive all day, not hyper-productive for a few hours. Especially if you enjoy cats and their never-ending reign of meme supremacy on the internet, these memes are meowssential to managing your Mondays. 

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Posted by Jen

"Good day, Madam! Please allow me to welcome you to the West Rutheford Winery, Gastropub and Patisserie. Might I offer you a moist towelette?"

"Um, no. I just need to order a cake for my son's birthday, please."

"But of course! We have many, many cakes to choose from. If I may point out on our Ménu dú Jöur, here you see we have our Incredibly Moist Chocolate Cake Uniquely Finished By Hand With Butter Cream Icing."

"As you can see, it is 'Great For Any Occasion.'"

"Finished by hand? Are you sure feet weren't involved?" [smirking]

[ahem] "Ah, yes, very amusing. Well, Madam, if that is not your particular cup of Earl Gray, might I suggest our Moist Gold Cake Uniquely Hand Finished Tastes Just Like A Real "WATERMELON"?

"Soooo, it tastes like a watermelon?"

"Not at all, Madam. It tastes like a 'WATERMELON.'"

"Ah."

"Ah, but I have saved the best for last! It is the pièce de résistance of our repertoire, the crème de la crème, the horloge de le stylo du la baguette fo di fa fa! Behold!

"A Rich Belgian Chocolate Cup filled with a layer of moist yellow Cake, Fudge, and sweet cream Ice Cream and topped with fluffy white Frosting...

...and a menstrual duo."

"Ew."

"As you might expect, this is available but once a month."

...

"Madam? Wait! Where are you going?!"

Thanks to eagle-eyed Wreckporters Dawn C. and Aimee W. who are just glad that last one isn't red velvet.

Oh, and since *I* couldn't figure it out, I thought you might want to know that last label should read minstrel - which is apparently a type of cake. Plus, when Aimee pointed it out to the manager she shrugged, said they were all probably like that, and put it back on the shelf. Yay, quality control!

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