What I did on my summer vacation

[kelliem]

I found a new use for ID Millennium Lube. :)

Recently we bought a bird feeder and it has supplied endless hours of Cat TV for our wee beastie, Riku. He's a indoor cat, so he sits by the patio door and fantasizes about having brief but meaningful relationships with all the pretty little feathery beings. Unfortunately the squirrels learned fairly rapidly how to climb the pole and get at the feeder, which scares away the finches, plus the squirrels spill the feed all over and make a mess as well as eating way too much of it.

However, I noticed the other day when it rained that when the pole was wet they couldn't climb it, they kept sliding down. So today I got tired of chasing them off the feeder and went and got a bottle of ID Millennium silicone-based personal lubricant and lubed up the pole.

Voila.

Now the little suckers can't get a grip on it. :D

Comments

[frau-flora.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO! This was almost better than reading porn...

[reginagiraffe]

Vicks Vaporub works good, too. The squirrels hate the smell of it.

[imkalena.livejournal.com]

You know, that really lends a whole new meaning to "pole dance."

[rustler.livejournal.com]

Hee! Think they'll use that in their new ad campaign?

[brynwulf]

yeah! A new use. Multi-use lube!! I love it.

You are so funny, Kellie (and Rustle has the BEST ideas).

[the-haunt.livejournal.com]

I found a new use for ID Millennium Lube. :)

*cackle* Now you have to take videos of the squirrels in action. I would imagine the results would be much like my brother's kitty trying to climb up the carpeted stairway walls for the first time after being declawed...

[elisem.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's great. Must link! Must!

As soon as I stop laughing enough to type straight.

(Got here by way of matociquala, by the way.)

[hangedwoman.livejournal.com]

... and I got here by way of elisem.

Brilliant! Thanks for the giggle.

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

Hmm, guess i'm going to have to work on the quality of my porn... ;-D

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's good to know. It's much cheaper than ID Millennium. ;)

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

LOL! Sure does!

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

She does. :)

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

If not, they should. ;D

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

ROFL! I can imagine that.

They grab onto the pole and boost with their back legs and go up about six inches and then slide right back down again. The epitome of squirrelish frustration. ;)

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

Hee! Glad I made you laugh. :)

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

Any time!

[safewrite.livejournal.com]

*dies*

I'm nominating you for the 'Wittiest Comeback of the Day' award.