::dying:: "On, Schatzie! Mush, mush!" I used to have a daschund - the stupidest dog in the universe, though the breed isn't dumb, for the most part, just scrappy. When she got something in her teeth she wanted, she was as strong as a pit bull - there was no pulling it away from her.
Now if only we could have stopped her from trying to get things left on the glass cocktail table by jumping up from underneath.
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"On, Schatzie! Mush, mush!"
I used to have a daschund - the stupidest dog in the universe, though the breed isn't dumb, for the most part, just scrappy. When she got something in her teeth she wanted, she was as strong as a pit bull - there was no pulling it away from her.
Now if only we could have stopped her from trying to get things left on the glass cocktail table by jumping up from underneath.
Like I said, dumb. And probably brain-damaged.
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Ceiling. Tennis ball. Glass table. Dog. Floor. Bounce. Yelp. Injured and offended look. Lie down in corner. Return to table. Repeat.
If he wasn't brain damaged -before- the table came into the house, he probably was after.
But would have happily Iditaroded. So long as we hung a tennis ball from a fishing rod in front of him.
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Dude, too funny.