Interesting produce...

[kelliem]

I stopped at the store for a few things on my way home tonight, and as I was perusing the red peppers to choose a likely one to take home, I saw this beauty:


Needless to say, it won the lottery. I never saw a Capsicum annuum with a hard-on before. :D

Comments

Pshaw!

[cattraine.livejournal.com]

I yanked a carrot out of the garden yesterday that had three legs AND a hard-on. Huh. *eyes garden suspiciously*

Re: Pshaw!

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

Do you live near a nuclear power plant? Or maybe some Supervillain's secret lair?

[shiningmoon.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

...that is DEFINITELY something one does not see every day!

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

Nope. :) Still haven't been able to bring myself to chop it up, though. :)

[elke-tanzer.livejournal.com]

Hee! I got a cherry tomato at last week's farmers market that had a wee flacid dick... :-D

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

I see you were kind and didn't post a photo of the poor, erectile-dysfunction suffering vegetable. ;D

[sage]

OMG, when I did my 6 month study in Costa Rica, the supermarket was FULL of pornographic vegetables. I went once with my program leader and got a lecture on how produce imported to the US has the porny veggies removed so as not to offend our tender sensibilities. :P

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

You know, the sad part is, I absolutely believe him (her?).

[chickwriter.livejournal.com]

Awesome!

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

I thought so. :)

[sithdragn.livejournal.com]

LOL!! He's been watching pepper porn again.

I'm off to the famer's market. I hope I get as lucky - so to speak. ;D

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

He has. Or maybe he's got satyriasis. :)

[umbo.livejournal.com]

That is one aroused pepper.

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

He just seems so proud of it, too. :) (What does it say about me that I am anthropomorphizing vegetables?)

[bluster.livejournal.com]

That is so much more entertaining than if it had looked like the baby Jesus. But then I'm a perv who always thinks veggies with hard ons are a hoot.

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

I'm sure if I looked hard enough I could find a baby Jesus vegetable of some sort. However, I'm not sure it's worth the effort. Guess I need to go check eBay and find out how much that Virgin Mary grilled cheese sammich went for. :D

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

:-) Made my afternoon.

[the-haunt.livejournal.com]

Horny peppers rock. ;-)

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

It does, a but, but I think that's because it's sitting on its stem end. ;D

[the-haunt.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

A *bit* not a but.