Congratulations, it's a boy?

[kelliem]

Heh. Apparently I'm male. :)

My journal says I'm 56% masculine.

What does your LJ writing style say about your gender? UsernameCommunity

LJ Gender Tool by hutta

My word count meme was completely boring so I'm not going to post it. Guess I need to work on being more interesting. :) But I did come up with two haikus I liked equally well:

food rawhide chew toy
for the kitten so he will
leave my shoes alone

and:

we washed it all
down with red wine and then went
for dessert we had

Comments

[ineke.livejournal.com]

If you use a lot of unusual words with only one occurrence -- like 'rawhide', I think it just spits back your journal verbatim. But that way, you get good trippy haikus where each line is pretty much entire from your journal. They sound much better than the haikus composed entirely of the words 'the' and 'that' and 'then' *grins*. Which mine all are. Though I did once get one that said something about 'snap-fried carcasses'...

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

Rawhide is probably why it thinks I'm a guy, too. :) 'snap-fried carcasses'? Sounds like... oh, what is his name, he's a poet, an odd one... Bukowski?

[ineke.livejournal.com]

I thought it was a little Poe *laughs*. The whole thing went:

Slumped around the
stapler, herniating over
the snap-fried body.

Each line was directly from my journal. I guess I don't use the word 'herniating' much, either...

[the-star-fish.livejournal.com]

I'm evidently male too. Hunh. Who'd have thought? *g*

[ardent-muses.livejournal.com]

I love the haikus! I almost want to set them to music!