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Happy Solstice to my fellow pagans!
And even if you're not pagan, there are things to celebrate about today. Such as the fact that days start getting shorter again, which means sun goes down earlier which means things cool off earlier. It also means we are one step closer to fall which is when all the plants DIE for the year and my allergies finally let up!
Seriously, plants need to find a way to have sex that does not include them trying to mate with everyone and everything which lives in their immediate vicinity. My car is pollenated. My nose is pollenated. My cats are pollenated. My bird-feeder is pollenated. The freakin' street-gutters are even full of pollen. Geeze louise, plants. Could you please stop spooging on everything??
And even if you're not pagan, there are things to celebrate about today. Such as the fact that days start getting shorter again, which means sun goes down earlier which means things cool off earlier. It also means we are one step closer to fall which is when all the plants DIE for the year and my allergies finally let up!
Seriously, plants need to find a way to have sex that does not include them trying to mate with everyone and everything which lives in their immediate vicinity. My car is pollenated. My nose is pollenated. My cats are pollenated. My bird-feeder is pollenated. The freakin' street-gutters are even full of pollen. Geeze louise, plants. Could you please stop spooging on everything??