They say it's your birthday!

Dear ardent_muses

Because it's your birthday, you may have your choice of whom you want to show up at your door to administer your birthday spankings:

A) 1 brunet Canadian mountie
B) 1 blond Chicago flatfoot
C) 1 brunet Canadian mountie & 1 blond Chicago flatfoot
D) 1 brunet spy
E) 1 blond spy
F) 1 brunet & 1 blond spy
G) 1 distinguishedly greying (ex?)Marine criminal investigator
H) All of the above

Please make your selection and the Birthday Fairy will send the appropriate person or persons to your door tonight. If she doesn't get too distracted by the pretty men herself.