I was just talking to my boss about the thought we both had on Saturday after Reagan died but before the Belmont ran, which went like this: Damn, if Smarty Jones wins, what do we lead with on Monday?

And you know news directors all over America were going "Eee! D Day! Horse race! President Dead! Pope chews Bush a new one! Eeee! There was no goddamned news when we got up this morning!"

Sad to say they all chickened out, but it makes my job easier. *g*